Coffee Before Cardio - Tee
Black / XS
£26.99
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Because starting cardio without coffee is just reckless. Hahaha
The Coffee Before Cardio Tee is built for those who know the real warm-up isn’t stretching… it’s caffeine.
No drama. No overthinking.
Just a simple system: coffee → then cardio
WHY YOU NEED IT
Let’s be honest…
No one’s hitting their best splits half-asleep, are they?
This tee is for those who know:
Caffeine is part of the plan
Early mornings are won before they start
Turning up sharp beats dragging yourself through it
It’s not about being fancy.
It’s about being ready.
FIT & FEEL
Comfortable enough for everyday wear.
Sharp enough to train in.
Lightweight, breathable fabric
Clean athletic fit through shoulders and chest
Moves with you, whether you’re lifting or just surviving a Monday
FABRIC & BUILD
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz./yd²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction for a reliable fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
FINAL WORD
You could skip the coffee…
But let’s not make bad decisions.
Chaos Conditioning ⭕
Train hard. Stay sharp. Drink coffee.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Chaos Conditioning ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at daniel@chaos-conditioning.co.uk or write to us 10 Stanmore Gardens
Richmond
London
TW9 2HN.
Coffee Before Cardio - Tee
£26.99
The Coffee Before Cardio Tee is built for those who know the real warm-up isn’t stretching… it’s caffeine.
No drama. No overthinking.
Just a simple system: coffee → then cardio
WHY YOU NEED IT
Let’s be honest…
No one’s hitting their best splits half-asleep, are they?
This tee is for those who know:
Caffeine is part of the plan
Early mornings are won before they start
Turning up sharp beats dragging yourself through it
It’s not about being fancy.
It’s about being ready.
FIT & FEEL
Comfortable enough for everyday wear.
Sharp enough to train in.
Lightweight, breathable fabric
Clean athletic fit through shoulders and chest
Moves with you, whether you’re lifting or just surviving a Monday
FABRIC & BUILD
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz./yd²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction for a reliable fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
FINAL WORD
You could skip the coffee…
But let’s not make bad decisions.
Chaos Conditioning ⭕
Train hard. Stay sharp. Drink coffee.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Chaos Conditioning ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at daniel@chaos-conditioning.co.uk or write to us 10 Stanmore Gardens
Richmond
London
TW9 2HN.